$5.00 – $6.00
Tru Blood: The drink of Vampires everywhere. Grab a bottle and save a life today!
True Blood is a miracle of modern science. A synthetic, yet delicious mixture of all the flavors you want in your favorite human pet, without the eternal guilt!
So go ahead, stick one in the microwave, or simmer it gently in a pan of water (faerie tears are the best for a double boiler). You’ll satisfy your hunger and your friends* will thank you.
*Aside from Fangbangers