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Giant Balance Scale with Duck

$1,000.00 $666.00

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So you turned him into a newt. Clearly it was not your fault, and besides, he did get better.

Now you have the town’s (or city’s) folk after you with pitchforks and tiki torches and you don’t know where to turn!

  • Before you waste money on that lawyer (who is probably a Trump supporter anyway)
  • Before you spend another moment frantically researching the perfect spell to turn them all into newts

Buy one of our scales!

All you have to do is place the duck in one bucket and climb into the other one.  When the angry mob sees that the duck’s bucket is higher than yours, that will prove your innocence!* No one will ever throw you into a pond again!

Each scale includes one duck.

*not responsible for use of heavy ducks. Only one witch per bucket please

WARNING:  Do not place ostrich into bird bucket

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